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Meowfficial Bulletin from the Cat Council: 27 Kitty-Approved Feline Funnies to Keep Caturday Going Strong

Attention all felines and hooman servants! Attention, please! We are your meowrvelous messengers from the Council of Cats. They have a new decree that all cat-lovers and felines must follow from now on: the Council of Cats has meowficially extended Caturdays! We repeat, Caturdays have now been extended all the way through the weekend. That means Saturdays shall remain dubbed "Caturday", and Sundays will now be known as "Caturday 2.0". Please change all of your plans and calendars with purrfect promptness to reflect this new change from our feline overlords.

Duchess Dander's Adventure to Save the Kingdom of Cheezburgia – Chapter One

A pale dawn broke over the turrets of Duchess Dander’s border duchy, bathing the castle walls in soft gold. Clutching her father’s silver pendant at her chest, the young duchess slipped from her velvet-lined chamber. Behind her lay the comfort of soft cushions, roaring hearths, and the familiar lull of palace life - but ahead stretched an uncertain path, one she must walk alone…. or must she?

24 Hissterical Meowments in Orange Cat History Brought to You by a Silly Shared Singular Braincell

Orange cats hold a special place in our hearts, feline fam. How they have managed to survive this long is nothing short of a meowracle. We don't know of any other animal that thrives in this current world with one rotating brain cell for all of them. Purrhaps it's their chaotic curiosity that adds to their elusiveness in this arena, or purrhaps they just have history on their side when it comes to survival. Either way, they hold a lot of space in our memories, and also in our camera rolls.