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Chonky orange cat who has absolutely had it with his diet tries eating his automatic feeder: 'I didn't even know his mouth could open so big'

We understand when it's time for our cat to dechonkify. But our cats don't get it. Our cats love food, and beautiful chonky cats like the ones who need diets love food more than most. So, it's hard for them to deal with it, just like it would be hard for us. But they have to. Unlike ourselves, they don't have a choice, not really. And so, they get hangry. And they exact their revenge in some of the most serious, consequential… and funniest ways possible.

40 Creative Cat-Inspired Interior Design Ideas and Furrniture Designed Just for Felines

There are two things guaranteed to light up even the coldest heart: gorgeous interior design and cats. Now, someone has cracked the code and combined them, like the cheese and pickle sandwich of the home décor world, except way more photogenic. Let's be honest, staring at sun-drenched minimalist living rooms can only do so much for the soul. Add a couple of cats flaunting their fur on tiny velvet thrones, though, and suddenly you understand what happiness is supposed to feel like.

21 Funny Memes of Kitties Figuring Out the Cat Carrier Means Vet Time

The drama usually starts with the carrier. To hoomans, it's a cozy plastic box. To cats, it's a purrsonal prison on wheels. One glance at it, and they're bolting under the bed, leaving only a tail tip exposed… as if that's fooling anyone. Once they're caught, the symphony of meows begins. Each yowl says something different: "How dare you," "I'm calling my lawyer," and "This is the end of our nine lives together."